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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can I see some anal hole?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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