What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:35

Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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